by Steven W. Rouach Famed alcohol-taste-tester Matt Gaetz, like so many other Bond villains, is about to plummet right into the volcano he himself created. FUN!!!! Here’s a candid and un-doctored photo of me when I first learned Matt Gaetz is in -what legal experts are calling - SERIOUS TROUBLE. …

GOP FINALLY Achieves; Women = Chattel… & Church = State. — And here we are. If you’re a woman your most profound and personal decision has just been ripped away from you. When you went to sleep last night you were fully in charge of your own reproductive organs and now you’ve just awoken to a reality where you’re not. If…

ATTENTION WILL SMITH! I’m Right Here In Brooklyn. Come Get Me! You know what’s nice? I’ll tell you what, so you won’t have to guess. — A lavish lifestyle, free of silly concerns about a next meal or late mortgage payment. Having the best medical insurance, a lovely home, and…

He’s a member of the House of Representatives. Isn’t that FUN!?! — Potato-head-shaped-madman and Congress… um… entity, Matt Gaetz, took time from his very busy schedule of scouting local Quinceañeras for young girls from broken homes to sexually exploit, to briefly consider his legal challenges going forward with what precious little brain power he has at his disposal before smoke gently wisps…

Exploring the Madcap Zany Schemes of the U.S. Governor With the MOST Interesting Head-Shape! — Here’s a FUN FACT! — Ron DeSantis, hero of bodybag manufacturers and people who scream at minorities — is ALSO a U.S. Governor… because… Florida. (Their Motto: Come for the FUN Maskless-ness, Stay for Your Funeral!). Here’s how that happened. See, Florida made a drunken bet with some of the…

“RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES!” Says, Giuliani to Michigan House — Comic genius Rudy Giuliani continues to amaze and delight America with his whimsical brand of slapstick whimsy, (coming off his recent critically acclaimed role in “Borat” where Rudy touched his own Tutti Frutti on camera for a while). Besides healing us all with his amazingly accurate portrayal of ‘a very…

Carnival horses stapled to their carousel running in circles faces long and growing old well I’ve seen their eyes roll back to whites they drive away somewhere to save their manes of hair somewhere else trapped in their courses cursed for every lie they said wishing for sugar they can’t…

by Steven W. Rouach In Your Wake You space it out when you space You stretch it out when you stretch You think in poetry deceitful bantering under your hairdo you’re so unfaceable Prize outweighs the fun chewed up by chewing gum and a hostile city frowned at…

Disney’s own “This is the way” — The Mandalorian is a brilliant and beloved television show, which unlike most Star Wars things since 1982, doesn’t suck a giant bag of ass. Disney* owns the show. *(Disney’s Motto: “WE OWN ALL THINGS”). One of the cast members was former MMA fighter, and more recently, former actress, former celebrity…