by Steven W. Rouach

Famed alcohol-taste-tester Matt Gaetz, like so many other Bond villains, is about to plummet right into the volcano he himself created.

FUN!!!!

Here’s a candid and un-doctored photo of me when I first learned Matt Gaetz is in -what legal experts are calling - SERIOUS TROUBLE.

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See how happy I was? Look at the glee emanating off me. It felt like if The Beatles, Chocolate, and Pot all had a baby together and then gave it to me to raise as my own.

Then… I heard the details of the allegations and the fun was…

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I, as a Jewish man, remember hearing about it one day at the Kosher butcher on East 3rd and Avenue U, from Rabbi Lenny Kravitz. Here’s that exchange.

“Did you hear? Chaim launched a Space Laser! Shlomo helped him! Then, they went to Katz’s delicatessen but it’s NOT like it used to be! I thought you should know this! Also, my new album will be released in September followed by a tour! Now, I’m off to have a bagel with a shmear and play some guitar!” — Rabbi Lenny Kravitz.

Inspiring…

Pictured: Truth in advertising.

For clarity and journalistic accuracy, I want this article to be completely fair and unbiased. — So, Marjorie Taylor Greene happened when, after one too many drinks, Lunacy and Madness had unnatural sex together in an abandoned carnival funhouse and tragedy ensued.

She is a lunatic. A madwoman.

Here’s a fun sanity test.

(Question) — Do YOU Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Sane?

1) No, because I’m a sensible person, and also, I know who she is.
2) Yes, she is very sane just like I am whenever I’m not compulsively stabbing everyone I see with a pair of sharp scissors in…

“MyPillow has an “F” rating from the Better Business Bureau and has been fined and settled numerous lawsuits over false advertising claims related to its products” — Taylor Telford, Washington Post.

There was a time when Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, had a great opportunity. He had an opportunity to shave off his ridiculous Harry-Reems 1970's porn mustache so he could look slightly less like a douche and/or Dr. Phil wearing a Sonny Bono wig.

Oh, and he also had ANOTHER opportunity.

He could have invested his time, money, and efforts to stop ripping off MyPillow customers with his…

Lauren Boebert — took time away from her busy schedule of procuring PCP, pouring it over Cheerios into a large bowl, and then completely submerging her head into that bowl, to discuss starting her own tour company in consultation with the voices in her head, which, according to various reports, all sound exactly like Gilbert Gottfried.

For clarity, Boebert is the author of the books; “Winning Through Insanity”, the thought-provoking “The Bible Warned You Guys About Me, Specifically!” & her inspiring self-help novel, “I Can’t Believe No One Has Stopped Me Yet”. Boebert is also the subject of Kim Carnes’…

AN AMAZING PHOTO ESSAY!

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So, here we are. It’s time again for Rudy Giuliani to rise, suddenly to our surprise, and do The Monster Mash. (*Ed Note: It was a graveyard smash).

After his illustrious and well-thought-out press conference at “The Four Seasons… Landscaping Company”, (voted; Pennsylvania’s #1 landscaping attraction that shares a name with an iconic hotel) Rudy Giuliani did not rest on his Laurels!*

*(Stan and Martha Laurel, a local couple captured and abducted by Giuliani for feeding and sitting purposes, who have since escaped and are now cooperating with local authorities).

Rudy Giuliani took the vast…

Our Evolution Challenge! Can You Spot All the Dinosaurs in This Photo? (Image by Author)

Shockingly, Donald Trump, (best known as the result of when vampires impregnate a can of Silly-String), has claimed, thus far;

• that he hasn’t lost an election,
• that there was no election and it was just Hillary dressed in various disguises pretending to vote,
• that none of us exist and we’re all just figments of his imagination,
• that the same three million dead voters from 2016 once again rose from their graves and voted for Biden just to finally prove that the dead have more survival…

Once again, trapped in a country gripped with disease and madness, a nation torn in half as hundreds of thousands of us fell dying into the chasm between us, I desperately needed wisdom and guidance. I needed… hope.

After a long and perilous journey that also involved me leaving my apartment, I stood, trepidatiously, upon Mount Horeb, by a burning Bush (Jeb).

The light changed and became alive. I heard the music of eternity. It sounded like The Beatles in 1966 if Brian Wilson was the fifth member. I stood bathed in awe and glory. …