Women for Trump Group Branches Out! Exploring NEW Fun Things To Support.

By Steven W. Rouach.

It’s a larger crowd when you factor in the woman who took the picture.

The “Women for Trump” group adores Donald Trump. They adore him more than all of his ex-wives, current wives, children he remembers, friends or assorted family, ever have combined, but times a million. For reference, the Women for Trump group is similar to many other women’s groups in that they have women as members.

They recently had a rally for Trump and the biased liberal media claimed only nine women showed up, even though there were clearly almost eleven women there, (if you’re counting the one lady who sold them refreshments).

The biased liberal media would have you believe this wasn’t a great turnout.

They also recently made a very compelling and thought-provoking, but yet poignant and emotional video of them not buying things from Nordstrom’s, once the upscale department store decided to no longer carry Ivanka Trump’s brand of scarves that burst into flames, her line of thongs that are made mostly from chlamydia, her line of shoes that are made from 100% human skin and her line of feminine undergarments which come prepackaged with a free sample of the Ebola virus. All proudly made in China.

The cinematography and dialogue of this short film have won it many awards in various film festivals, (it has swept every category in Cannes), and is already generating much Oscar buzz.

Said one noted critic, from his room at the asylum, “The fact that these women feel so much for the finances of another woman, who probably wouldn’t look at them as worthy to go to the bathroom on, says so much about their self sacrifices in their lives and department store favorability, and makes this my movie of the year so far”

Besides their cinematic ambitions, the “Women for Trump” group also just simply supports… Trump. Medical experts liken this to when spiders fall in love with other spiders that will eat their head.

So I thought it would be enlightening to see what other groups the members of “Women for Trump” are forming and supporting.

My reporter’s instinct, coupled with the hard-nosed, investigative journalistic integrity, that has made me be commonly referred to as: “The Edward R. Murrow of this generation”, led me to investigate.

I researched each member of their Facebook page and by searching their posts was able to discover some other groups these women belong to.

Such as:

• “Women For The Apocalypse”, is an interesting new group who want to have the Earth cleansed of all living things. However, they are not to be confused with “Women Who Support Us All Being On Fire”, a splinter group that only wants people to all be on fire, but are unconcerned about other life forms being on fire.
• “Women for Syphilis Left Untreated”, is VERY into people getting syphilis and then leaving it untreated, much like the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments in Alabama, but not government funded. These women work very hard showing support for this cause, they are huge fans of secondary syphilis and have many rallies where they give out informative pamphlets that they first soak in the disease before distributing.
• “Women Who Support Giving Rats And Vermin Rabies And Unleashing Them Onto Preschoolers”, has had an uphill climb, as many parents of preschool-aged children do not want their toddlers infected with rabies by rabid rats. However, this has not deterred them from raising awareness for their cause with agencies such as the CDC and PETA. — Said a spokeswoman: “We need to educate people about just how great it is to see small children attacked by vermin with rabies. Just because jerk liberal parents are against this, it should not infringe on the rights of OUR group, that REALLY wants to see this. How can they be so, so selfish as to deny us such pleasures?“
• “Women who support having holes in sidewalks that are difficult to see and have a 35-foot drop” Has been gaining traction, as many of the members of this group wind up in traction. The fatality rate of being a member of this group is high, causing many members to start wearing parachutes. However, purists of this group are against this and say that not plummeting to your death is kind of missing the point.

Ok so fun is fun, and we learned a lot about the world and ourselves and how I shouldn’t live in the world because of this.

But this story disturbed me.

Their page on Facebook is very indicative of what they like about him.

Mostly that he’s the kind of alpha male that will sexually assault them, but also has just enough money to not go to prison for it.

What insanity looks like when it creates a Facebook page.

Now I’m a guy. I expect idiocy from guys because the blood leaves our brains and goes into our junk on a regular basis. For example, seeing Tina Fey makes me lose math. I honestly lose the ability to add or subtract.

Even thinking about Tina Fey even makes me not good words and stuff but things I sure.

But, women? Honestly, I hold women to a higher standard. I expect more from you. I really do. I love women and barely tolerate men. True story. So, every time one of you does something stupid, awful or horrific it surprises me.

Is that fair? Maybe not, but I can dream of a world where women live up to their full potentials. Instead of wishing an orange lunatic would lead them around on a leash.

So, best of luck to Women for Trump. I wish I could be mad at you. It would be easier. This started as a fun article and wound up staining my soul. I’m not mad. I’m disappointed. You’re all better than this.

by Steven W. Rouach

FUN FACT: Every time you hit the little “recommend” heart on the bottom of the page of one of my stories, an angel gets its wings, instead of plummeting to a horrifying certain death due to winglessness.

c2017 SWRouach