Why Trump’s “Total Chaos” and “Great Energy” White House is about to get 100 times more INSANE, Disturbing, and Bizarre.

Oh, my gosh, hold onto your hats folks — we ain’t seen NOTHING yet!

IF HE MASTERS TELEKINESIS, WE’RE ALL DEAD!!!!

Oh, my cherished and adored readers — “if there was no you, there’d be no me”, — in that I would’ve totally leapt off of something, or, in front of…