Who is Fighting for the Life of American Journalist Evan Gershkovich?
Bad Vlad Jails Lad.
Let’s take a quick glance at the man who rules Russia and his ongoing quest to rule the entire world.
Ex-KGB agent and Bare-Chested Horseman of the Apocalypse, Vladimir Putin, is best known for his amazing work orchestrating the end results of the U.S. 2016 election and as the recipient of Villains Weekly Magazine’s coveted award for “Most Awesome Poisonings!”.
Putin’s recent activities of invading Ukraine in hopes of killing and maiming everyone who lives there… have directly caused many countries to report NEWS on this situation, despite Mr. Putin not wanting them to. The United Nations even took the time to form an immediate and very stern response by sending a frown emoji directly to Mr. Putin’s phone, as pictured below.
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And due to this unfortunate and tragic series of events, an American journalist named Evan Gershkovich was arrested in Russia, in the city of Yekaterinburg*.
*(ED NOTE: Yekaterinburg is the leading cultural center of the Urals and has numerous institutions of higher education where young Russian students can gain the kind of knowledge and develop the kind of wisdom that will definitely, one day, eventually cause them to be hauled off to Russian…
