AMERICA NOW SITS AT THE KIDS TABLE

When Six World Leaders Babysat One Septuagenarian Child as the G7 Summit Rebranded Itself the G6+1

Racist buffoon acts “Fussy” AND “Colicky” between tweets!

Here are some FUN FACTS about Trump’s whimsically insane and absurd zany antics, recently performed in front of the rest of the entire world at the G7 Summit.

1. It’s possible Donald Trump’s seat at the G7 summit table was the only one with a juice box, a blanket, and a stack of coloring books and crayons.
2. There was talk of hiring a magician and a juggler to entertain him, but none would accept the booking in fear Trump would randomly blame them for starting a trade war.
3. The six ACTUAL world leaders in attendance commissioned a puppet show about global warming which Trump did NOT attend, due to Trump’s desire to fulfill the bible’s prophecy that he’d be the one to destroy the entire world and all that dwelled upon it.
4. While Ivanka didn’t perform her rehearsed song “Nepotism Incestism” and its accompanying interpretive dance, she did find time at home to reflect on her, her husband’s, her brothers’, and her father’s, upcoming indictments.
5. Tiffany Trump was also not invited to…