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USA Has WORST Birthday EVER! Celebrating Madness and Cruelty.
“Back in the USSR…” (We didn’t know how lucky we were)
Seven children (thus far) have needlessly become seven corpses due to the unfathomable cruelty of Trump’s nouveau concentration camps, and the horrendous, horrific, conditions within.
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
An obviously unstable man accused of attempted RAPE named Brett Kavanaugh sits upon the Supreme Court in stolen robes that were meant for the most wise and judicious among us.
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
Another obviously unstable man accused of RAPE amongst 15–20 sexual assaults sits in the Oval Office behind a desk with an official seal that used to signify a president.
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
America’s air and water are both noticeably filthier since 2016 according to the American Lung Association to facilitate a drastic rise in premature deaths in America due to pollution.
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
Nazis brutally murdered Heather Heyer. On television, in front of our horrified eyes. They carried Tiki-Torches and screamed about enthusiastically removing all Jews from the face of the Earth. They were immediately praised by Donald Trump…