Trump’s Resorts, the Trumpettes, and why the employees at Mar-a-Lago should start sending out their resumes.
No matter what happens, Trump’s businesses will fall like dominoes.
You know what’s FUN? Lavish parties.
Trump’s resort, *Mar-a-Lago (*Voted “America’s #1 Source of Health Code Violations”, and Winner of Gourmet-Listeria Magazine’s coveted “Award For Best Pork Stored At 60 Degrees”), USED TO host lavish parties for fundraisers. It’s True.
This was back when Donald J. Trump was just a silly z-list celebrity, who would brag about bursting into the dressing rooms of women in his pageants as they were changing. (NOT A JOKE — He PROUDLY bragged about it during an interview on the Howard Stern Show. It’s easy to find if you ever want to listen to something soul-crushingly creepy, weird, and very, very disturbing)”.
Anyway, I’m not sure where I’m going with this, because my meds just kicked in, but I’d hazard to guess the point is: Mar-a-Lago USED to host TONS of parties for very high profile charities, and businesses, before Trump became the most famous man in the entire universe* for being the most idiotic man in the entire universe. (*They ADORE him on planet Flogghzhemz, but only because they think of him mostly as a food source).
