A SPECIAL REPORT
Trump’s Pet Sentient Spider, Stephen Miller
Never Stare Directly At Stephen Miller! He Must Only Be Seen Through A Solar Eclipse Viewer.
5 min readAug 24, 2018
Looking AMAZING! — 32 year old Miller recently had his second molting. (His next molting will grant him an exoskeleton and four more limbs, making him virtually unstoppable).
