A SPECIAL REPORT

Trump’s Pet Sentient Spider, Stephen Miller

Never Stare Directly At Stephen Miller! He Must Only Be Seen Through A Solar Eclipse Viewer.

Looking AMAZING! — 32 year old Miller recently had his second molting. (His next molting will grant him an exoskeleton and four more limbs, making him virtually unstoppable).

Since January 2017, when it finally sank in that all this is… real, despite how completely and mesmerizingly UNREAL it all seemed, seems, and will seem*,… I’ve experienced every emotion, from dread to way-more dread.
Also:
anger, incredulous speechlessness, and every now and again, a slight respite moment of bursting into laughter, all due to the befuddled and terrifyingly hysterical comedic efforts of Donald J. Trump, or, as he now likes to be called: “Dotardius J. Treason-Face”

(*To people living in underground silos, who are curious as to the chain of events that led them to live there, and what “Outside” was like).

So, having run the gamut of emotions via Trump, let’s discuss — revulsion, our response to one of the many terrifying monsters Trump has cursed all of us with, Stephen Miller, the single most scary thing that ever crawled out from underneath Fraggle…