The GIANT DIFFERENCES Between Roseanne’s INSANE RACISM & Samantha Bee’s Ivanka Statement.
Some people are comparing Samantha Bee saying a bad word about Ivanka Trump to Roseanne’s festive holiday tweet calling human women “apes”, and saying both women should be equally punished.
Oh, I’ve heard arguments ranging from “Bla Bla Bla Liberal Media” all the way to “Bla Bla Bla Mainstream Media”, and even “Bla Bla Bla Unfair, Bla Bla Bla TRUMP!!” And of course, those people are f*****g idiots. Here’s exactly why.
Ivanka Trump has never before in her life faced adversity.
Ivanka Trump was never arrested for waiting for someone in a coffee shop, or arrested for sleeping in a dorm in a university she paid tuition to, or arrested* for having a barbecue.
Ivanka never had to sit in the back of a bus, or even ride a bus. Ivanka was never called the N-word.
(*The only time anyone ever called the police on Ivanka Trump, is when concerned friends of Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland called the band “The Police” on the phone, and said: “Don’t come here — that feckless c**t Ivanka Trump is here with her idiotic-fame-vampire-dotard father Donald Trump! They suck! We’ll call you back once they leave!”. Or, that time Radiohead called the “Karma Police” on the whole Trump family).
Now, things are different. Ivanka is FAMOUS.
For being a C**T!
I think the “feckless” part of “feckless C**T” is what upset everyone who is bothered by this.
And WHY is Ivanka a “feckless C**T”?
How much time do you have? — Because there’s about 1,000 examples, and I don’t want to have to type them all. The most recent is Ivanka releasing a picture of the joys of motherhood and holding a child, at the exact moment we’re seeing children ripped from their mothers in the real-life horror-movie we call America. We also lost almost 1,500 children.
I’m now going to yell this for the hearing impaired:
WE ARE TORMENTING AND DEVESTATING CHILDREN, SCARRING THEM FOR LIFE, TEARING THEM FROM THEIR FAMILIES, AND THEN LOSING 1,500 OF THEM, WHO ARE PROBABLY NOW SOLD IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING.
Gosh, remember when we thought America was THE GOOD GUYS/GALS at the world’s table?
That illusion or aspiration is shattered… The shards of this cut us all, whichever side you’re on.
And here comes Ivanka, to stand up in front of the entire world, and show how her own child will never be taken violently from her. Just like a “feckless C**T” would.
Ivanka will, with a straight face, talk about how she’s passionate about human rights, as sweatshop workers and child laborers frantically sew her awful, tacky, ridiculous clothes for her stupid, vapid, clothing line. (FUN FACT: I swear this is true, and I’ve written before about: the Ivanka Trump line of self-immolating, HIGHLY FLAMMABLE SCARVES, which I described as “the perfect gift for that special someone you’d like to set on fire”).
Now, without bias, in a simple and scientific, clinical, manner,
let’s compare Samantha Bee’s statement to Roseanne’s overtly insane, horrifically racist, tweet from the 1700’s.
See, black women and Muslim women are NOT apes, so, Roseanne’s profoundly idiotic statement holds 0% truth, and 100% racism.
Samantha Bee saying Ivanka is a “feckless C**T”, is indeed 100% true and 0% racism.
See the difference? It’s all in the math.
So, how do we fix this? Well, we did the first part. We removed Roseanne from fame as it’s obviously not good for her, ABC, Disney, and especially US.
NOW we need to normalize what Samantha Bee said for it to gain acceptance.
So, since I am a man, and I’m not from Scotland or England, I’m not allowed to use the word “C**T”. It’s not my word to use. Up until this moment this really hasn’t been a problem.
So, WOMEN OF AMERICA, I ask YOU to please, in a show of solidarity, to refer to Ivanka Trump as a “C**T”.
If you see her in person you can say things like “Hello there, C**T!”, or “Look at the C**T the cat dragged in!”, or “Hey C**T, did you know your own father wants to have sex with you? Possibly because you’re a C**T?”
Whenever we speak of Ivanka, we should refer to her as “Feckless C**T Ivanka Trump”.
Once this is established, it will take some heat off of Samantha Bee, who was just making a casual observation, via an entire TV show (which means she didn’t just wander onto a stage and say stuff, but instead read from an approved script).
Roseanne, on the other hand said something, by herself, that was absolutely untrue, mean, horrible and racist.
So, there you have it. And for fans of Ivanka Trump, who are upset by all of this, maybe worship at the alter of someone who is NOT a feckless “C**T”, and you won’t have such problems going forward.
Glad I can help.
Written by Steven W. Rouach.