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A MEDIUM EXCLUSIVE!!!
The DISTURBING TRUTH About Marlon Bundo! Mike Pence’s Bunny’s Secret Past!
A Hare-Raising Tale of ‘Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow’
Oh, is there ANYONE in the hilariously terrifying cadre of ghouls in Trump’s… “administration?…” who DOESN’T have a crime-filled, dark, immoral, insane, and disturbing past?
The short answer is… “No, gosh no, that would be silly!”.
For example, Betsy DeVos invented The Bubonic Plague* when she savagely bit a rat, way back in the 1600s.
(*Named after famed German composer, Norman Bubonic Plague).
Sarah Sanders has Betty Davis’ eyes… but in a jar, filled with other human eyes.
So, the one single human in the bunch whose photo didn’t cause me to instinctively spray my iMac with holy water while brandishing a cross… was H. R. McMaster. McMaster wasn’t what I like to refer to as: “a lunatic’, which indeed set him apart from everyone in Trump’s unstable, yet very gassy and felonious universe. McMaster referred to Trump as “a moron”, and “an idiot”, who “has the mind of a small child”.
Inspiring words, indeed…
Sadly, H.R McMaster left the White House to pursue his life-long dream of starting a Beatles…
