The Dilemma of Gina Carano and Cara Dune. (A Helpful Guide On How to Get Erased From Promos)

Disney’s own “This is the way”

Steven Rouach

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The Mandalorian is a brilliant and beloved television show, which unlike most Star Wars things since 1982, doesn’t suck a giant bag of ass. Disney* owns the show. *(Disney’s Motto: “WE OWN ALL THINGS”). One of the cast members was former MMA fighter, and more recently, former actress, former celebrity, and failed Twitter user, Gina Carano.

Here’s a FUN FACT: If Twitter existed in the late 1930s there would be no Disney today. Here’s how that would have worked.

“Hey, Bob**, guess what! Walt Disney just tweeted a love letter to Hitler, posted a picture of an animator passed out in a puddle of ink from exhaustion with the hashtag “#Hilarious_Cruelty”, and then tweeted about his plans to freeze himself when he dies along with a bunch of living Hollywood starlets, against their will, to keep him company when unfrozen!”

** (Bob, a popular 1930s name)

Luckily for Mr. Disney, in the 1930s most Americans got their news by hearing young men yelling “Extra, extra read all about it” followed by exactly one line of news.

Now we have Twitter, a way to easily clear out established Hollywood stars (and personalities) to make way for NEW stars who can responsibly use Twitter.

This was the original job description of a celebrity;
* Perform a function, such as acting, dancing, or singing.
* Don’t kill anybody.

Here’s the NEW job description of a celebrity;
* Perform a function, such as acting, dancing, or singing.
* Don’t kill anybody.
* Don’t RAPE anybody.
* Don’t use the “n-word” or be overtly racist.
* Don’t help incite violence, spread easily disprovable information, or be part of, or support, a violent coup to murder 1/3 of the US government whilst also smearing excrement on the walls of the U. S. Capitol and killing cops, to overturn a fair and free US election because Trump didn’t like the results.

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Steven Rouach

Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.