That Time Barbra Streisand Went off Her Meds.

Please refill Babs’ prescriptions ASAP

Steven Rouach
3 min readMar 24, 2019

Pictured: Streisand’s new book. (Cover photo by Andrew Toth/ Getty)

Barbra, all these years you’ve built up the kind of street-cred where none of us thought you should be heavily medicated and locked up in an asylum. (I only wish I could say the same thing about the current presidential placeholder, but I digress…)

For over half a century, society has looked upon you to not say horrific things or defend child rapists. Up until now, you’ve done really well at this,… and then it all came crashing down.

Now, Barbra, I understand that you’re from a different generation that’s prone to things like “Babbling like a lunatic as GOD’s indication that it’s now finally time to put you into a rest home”. But, defending Michael Jackson because he did stuff like rape kids is not a great idea, for a LOT of reasons.

Oh, Barbra, saying “it didn’t kill them” about two guys who were raped as little boys and also saying they were “thrilled to be there” is so strange and insane I don’t even know where to start. Instead, I’ll attempt to inform you.

In the history of this country, it’s never, ever, ever, ever, ever, been more important to weigh…



Steven Rouach

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