Ron DeSantis Reveals EXCITING Plans to Put U.S. Scientists and Medical Professionals in Prison! — Isn’t That FUN!?!
Exploring the Madcap Zany Schemes of the U.S. Governor With the MOST Interesting Head-Shape!
Here’s a FUN FACT! — Ron DeSantis, hero of bodybag manufacturers and people who scream at minorities — is ALSO a U.S. Governor… because… Florida. (Their Motto: Come for the FUN Maskless-ness, Stay for Your Funeral!).
Here’s how that happened. See, Florida made a drunken bet with some of the other… factually challenged and terrifyingly comedic states to see who can elect the goofiest and most destructive sociopaths to first strip them of any social programs they might have before eventually killing them all, like a Bond villain would, whilst basking in their adulation and saying “Bwa Ha Ha!”.
Full disclosure. I do not like Ron DeSantis. Because I’m a human. From Earth.
BUT — do you know who LOVES Ron DeSantis?
COVID! That’s who!
Oh, Ron DeSantis is COVID-19’s BFF best-est friend! DeSantis and COVID are like Jim & Pam from ‘The Office’, except disgusting and lethally dangerous.
