“OH…” Says OAN Network as it Collapses into Ashes

Popular Propaganda Proponent No Longer On Verizon’s Horizon.

Steven Rouach
3 min readJul 26, 2022
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One critical aspect of being a successful television network is the ability to broadcast to television viewers. Here’s how that works. You film stuff, it airs, and people watch it. That’s basically the formula.

The OAN Network, which, for clarity, is an entity directly modeled after North Korea’s only news show, “Happytime Face & Happy Life With the Fabulous Kim Jong-un!”, has learned that Verizon will follow every other cable TV outlet in the entire universe by no longer carrying the OAN Network, evoking the age-old philosophical question; “If very extremely dangerous propaganda broadcasts only in the woods… does it get viewed?

Fun Fact! — Over the past years, OAN has been a favorite outlet of House and Senate Republicans who enthusiastically support overthrowing the U.S. Government in a violent, bloody coup to end pesky elections. It also informed the public of any very important information and talking points generated by Russia’s Secret Service.

No, really. They really did. Isn’t that FUN!?! — Here’s a link. It’s SPOOKY! Because it’s REAL. (This Business Insider article discusses a “bombshell” declassified report on “Foreign Threats to the 2020 U.S. Federal Elections” released by…

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Steven Rouach

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