“OH…” Says OAN Network as it Collapses into Ashes
One critical aspect of being a successful television network is the ability to broadcast to television viewers. Here’s how that works. You film stuff, it airs, and people watch it. That’s basically the formula.
The OAN Network, which, for clarity, is an entity directly modeled after North Korea’s only news show, “Happytime Face & Happy Life With the Fabulous Kim Jong-un!”, has learned that Verizon will follow every other cable TV outlet in the entire universe by no longer carrying the OAN Network, evoking the age-old philosophical question; “If very extremely dangerous propaganda broadcasts only in the woods… does it get viewed?
Fun Fact! — Over the past years, OAN has been a favorite outlet of House and Senate Republicans who enthusiastically support overthrowing the U.S. Government in a violent, bloody coup to end pesky elections. It also informed the public of any very important information and talking points generated by Russia’s Secret Service.
No, really. They really did. Isn’t that FUN!?! — Here’s a link. It’s SPOOKY! Because it’s REAL. (This Business Insider article discusses a “bombshell” declassified report on “Foreign Threats to the 2020 U.S. Federal Elections” released by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence about some AMAZING stuff OAN was airing, and saying, and doing).
After the 2020 election, OAN was instrumental in spreading the idea that rampant election fraud had occurred despite there hilariously not being any evidence of election fraud, and then they duly insisted that Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems were responsible for it. This excited Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems’ stockholders and upper management, who released this statement,
— Smartmatic & Dominion Voting Systems’ stockholders and upper management.
They then quickly released a follow-up 2nd statement,