My Suggestions on How Donald Trump & Melania Can be Properly Medically Treated for COVID-19.

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Two Monsters. (Image by author)

As you may have heard… possibly while dancing in glee the way Snoopy does whenever he’s overcome by pure joy, — Donald Trump and Melania have tested positive for COVID-19 (due to GOD FINALLY getting around to checking three and a half years of stockpiled urgent voicemails…)

Yes, shortly after Mr. Trump’s very successful televised debate about “proving the effects of the dangers of not having any impulse control”, we found out that Trump’s surrogate nanny, Hope Hicks, was infested with COVID. She shared it with Donald Trump as they sat inside the miasma of Mr. Trump’s halitosis on-board Air Force One, (a plane that smart people used to fly on).

Despite the fact the outright refusal of wearing masks during a pandemic is always a bad idea, we truly have now seen another side of this equation. Sometimes it leads to fun things.

First- Louie Gohmert, the original head-model for modern-day butt-plugs, got coronavirus for refusing to wear a mask, and now the absurd monstrosities of Trump’s inner circle, and Trump himself, have gotten it.

In a word, “YAY!”