My Own Plans to Have Will Smith Smack the Living S**T Out of Me Just Shifted Into High Gear
4 min readMar 31, 2022
ATTENTION WILL SMITH! I’m Right Here In Brooklyn. Come Get Me!
You know what’s nice?
I’ll tell you what, so you won’t have to guess. — A lavish lifestyle, free of silly concerns about a next meal or late mortgage payment. Having the best medical insurance, a lovely home, and living the…