Legal Experts Agree, Matt Gaetz Could Legally Just Seek Out Young-Looking 18-Year-Old Runaway Girls to Sexually Exploit.

He’s a member of the House of Representatives. Isn’t that FUN!?!

Steven Rouach

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Boozy Bozo Breaks Breathalyzer.

Potato-head-shaped-madman and Congress… um… entity, Matt Gaetz, took time from his very busy schedule of scouting local Quinceañeras for young girls from…

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Steven Rouach

Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.