Jewish People Officially Apologize for Space-Lasers Burning CA. “Oy Vey! We Didn’t Know It Would Cause Such Tsuris and Shpilkes!”, Says Local Jew.

THE FINAL FRONTIER — OF MADNESS! (image by author)

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Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.

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Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.

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