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Howard Schultz Heavily Promotes His Own “Howard Schultz Is An Idiot” Campaign
“Hi, I’m Howard Schultz and I Suck a Giant Bag of Ass!” -Says Howard Schultz.
(Pictured above): Howard Schultz excitedly announces Starbucks’ NEW “Fiery Hemorrhoid Drink” in the red cup, (priced at $17.49) and, for poor people, “Cup of Air!” in the white cup for only $4.29!
Like many of us,…
I was thinking it would be great to have another idiotic billionaire that’s completely out of touch with normal people and woefully unprepared to serve or govern — become president of what used to be the “United” States.
And here comes ‘decaffeinated’ Howard Schultz to answer all our prayers.
I know how you feel.
I’ve constantly been worried about the .005% richest billionaires amongst us. I’ve been losing sleep that they only got 1/6th of the entire US economy gifted to them by Trump and the GOP’s “Reverse Robin Hood Tax Plan”, because those poor, rich, people STILL have to pay SOME taxes! — HOW IS THAT FAIR?
The other 99.999 % of us shake our fists at the injustice billionaires face, having only the entire Republican Party to give them, the forgotten class, a voice. We weep when they don’t get to send all their money to…
