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History in the Making! That Day Giuliani Got Star-Witness Melissa Carone to Entertain at a Michigan House Hearing.

“RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES!” Says, Giuliani to Michigan House

LEAKAGE de le Brain Matter (Image compiled by author)

Comic genius Rudy Giuliani continues to amaze and delight America with his whimsical brand of slapstick whimsy, (coming off his recent critically acclaimed role in “Borat” where Rudy touched his own Tutti Frutti on camera for a while).

Besides healing us all with his amazingly accurate portrayal of ‘a very disturbed man who desperately needs help’, Rudy also performed a string of performance art pieces (while also deftly avoiding garlic, crosses, wooden stakes, holy water, and mirrors). — Here’s a bullet-list of them, brought to us by the *NRA (*Their Motto: “Proudly Putting AR-15 Military Assault Rifles Into the Hands of the Severely Mentally Ill! Now, Send Us More Donations So We Can Buy Ourselves Even BIGGER Mansions! — Rubles Also Gladly Accepted!”)

AMAZING GUILIANI MOMENTS;

• The “Rudy Confusing the Iconic ‘The Four Seasons Hotel’ With the 4-Seasons Landscaping” Sketch. (This was conveniently located right by a sex shop, a taxidermist, a morgue, and a blood bank, to satisfy all of Rudy Giulian’s various needs). This one…