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Hell Hath No Fury Like Every Woman Donald Trump Has Ever Encountered.
Mr. Dotard J. Treason-Face Calls Human Woman “A Dog”.
Oh, Dotardy Donnie Trump, you’ve inspired so many women — to file lawsuits against you for sexual assault! You have a wife that just accepted a modeling job to become the “new face” and mascot for the word “loathing”. You have a porn star who has tapes of you, who was paid off by a lawyer who has tapes of you, that the FBI now dances to.
And, it was your OWN lawyer that was busy taping you!
How awesome is THAT?
Michael “I Scream” Cohen. The very same dude who was running around like an idiot saying he “would take a bullet” for you.
— For you “Arrested Development” fans, here’s the “Bullet” Michael Cohen was ready to take for Trump.
Yes, that’s “the Bullet” Michael Cohen was going “to take” for Trump. Whether taking Bullet to dinner or a movie or “taking a Bullet” sexually, — I can’t know for sure. BUT Michael “Coma-Victim” Cohen HAS TAPES (“Lordy!”) and has TURNED ON TRUMP.