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AN AMAZING PHOTO ESSAY!
Giuliani Rises from the Grave Again to Sink His Withered Fangs Into All Reality.
Undead Rudy Still Beating a Dead Horse
*(All Images Created by Author)
So, here we are. It’s time again for Rudy Giuliani to rise, suddenly to our surprise, and do The Monster Mash. (*Ed Note: It was a graveyard smash).
After his illustrious and well-thought-out press conference at “The Four Seasons… Landscaping Company”, (voted; Pennsylvania’s #1 landscaping attraction that shares a name with an iconic hotel) Rudy Giuliani did not rest on his Laurels!*
*(Stan and Martha Laurel, a local couple captured and abducted by Giuliani for feeding and sitting purposes, who have since escaped and are now cooperating with local authorities).
Rudy Giuliani took the vast experience he gained as the best-known mayor of NY that married his own cousin, to act and perform in the way an average citizen of NY would, before being hauled off and locked away in an asylum for the criminally insane.
So, I thought it might be fun and terrifying to take a look back at Rudy Giuliani before he eventually gets incarcerated due to his association with Lev & Igor, Russia’s secret-service version of Ernie & Bert, as well as for working directly for Russia’s GRU secret service.
