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Jacksonville Florida Hilariously Decides to Murder Most of Their Elderly by Hosting Trump & the RNC’s 1st Annual Let’s-Catch-COVID-19 Party!
Republicans With Zero Survival Instincts
Guess what’s fun during a highly contagious and deadly pandemic?
Did you guess — being packed-in like sardines wearing silly red hats to watch a bunch of sycophants praise a maniac (and then lie about everything that exists on earth and some things that don't), while everyone screams and cheers like lunatics while spraying spittle everywhere between coughing and sneezing, and everyone unmasked because Fox News said COVID-19 is a hoax and that only silly liberals wear masks to protect themselves from rampant highly infectious and deadly diseases?
Great guess! Doesn’t that sound like a hoot?
So, Donald Trump, leader of the “Let’s Attack Peaceful American Protesters While Not Attacking Coronavirus in Any Way” movement, — is against social distancing and wants a “packed house” to really excite all the Republicans who are hell-bent on killing their own grandparents through very foolish behavior.
As we recall, Trump had to move The RNC Convention & Plague-Extravaganza from a saner city who shrewdly decided to…