EXACTLY WHY Ted Nugent will NEVER be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Go FOLK Yourself, Ted Nugent!

Steven Rouach
6 min readOct 25, 2018

PICTURED: A Microphone, Shortly Before It Committed Suicide (RIP Shure SM-58)

“He’s not good enough and he never will be … a hack player and no singer at all.” Nugent “could not write a decent song if his life depended on it.”

— David Crosby

Forget politics.

Also, forget the fact that Ted Nugent is best described as a “child rapist”, or “pedophile”, simply because he spent a lot of his life raping children. For example, Ted Nugent raped Courtney Love when she was 12 years old. Rest assured that many girls, as children, experienced Ted Nugent YEARS before ever experiencing puberty. This is public knowledge, which Ted Nugent admits to, on film, in a documentary readily seen on YouTube, leading some to ask “Well, why isn’t he in prison?” And the answer to that question is: “F*****D if I know!”

All that aside, Ted Nugent is miffed that he’s not in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, (an honor usually bestowed to FAMOUS people who have something to do with music).

To be more accurate, Ted Nugent is not only miffed that he’s not in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, but he’s vexed too! And perturbed! He’s also: irked, piqued, nettled…



Steven Rouach

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