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Attention GOP: Thoughts and Prayers No Longer Deflect Bullets! & Moscow-Mitch McConnell’s Blood-Soaked Bank Account
We sacrifice ourselves to vile monsters…
The NRA makes many purchases. They love to shop!
For example, they paid $31 million dollars to purchase a maniacal, cruel, lunatic-hobgoblin named Donald Trump. They soon realized he was shipped with a very faulty brain, but since the money they spent was laundered from Russia they decided not to make a big fuss.
For $3 million the NRA purchased Marco Rubio, a guy that looks like exactly what happens when a bad-toupee poops out a person.
For $1.6 million they purchased Mitch McConnell. He used much of that money to make himself beautiful. He’s a real heartthrob (just not here on Earth).
So, when a bill comes down the pike that suggests that extremely violent people with a history of mayhem and mental illness shouldn’t be allowed to purchase the kind of guns I could’ve single-handedly won World War II with, Mitch McConnell kills that bill. He buries it on the shores of a local beach along with some eggs he hatched out of his neck. (*See related article “Why I Can No Longer Eat Eggs” by Steve Rouach)