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After Years of Trial and Error, I’m Finally Able to Use My Superpowers to Liquify My Foes.
What a relief!
Dr. N. O’Henry, the scientist who manipulated my DNA and zapped me with some very impressive amounts of radiation, gave me a speech about “great power and a great responsibility”.
I wasn’t really listening… I’m sure it was nice... Like a lot of men, I get easily distracted and mostly just pretend to listen when people say things to me, and then I just nod accordingly. It all felt like wasted time. There were so many people I wanted to disassemble.
At the very start, they made me take a psyche test. Something about not wanting to give immense and unstoppable powers to an unstable lunatic. Luckily, they let me fill it out at home! So, I gave it to my friend Bobbi to fill out, without telling her why. I really should have read through it and edited out the part in the essay section where she wrote: “I want to become a mother and carry a baby in my womb and then lovingly feed it milk from my breasts”.
I’m slightly surprised no one ever even asked about that. Sloppy…
When I was first interviewed for the augmentation program, Dr. N. O’Henry asked me “Are you an angry person?” and I yelled “Nope!” as I clenched and unclenched my fists and jaw. Then he said, “Well, that all…
