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Trump’s Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta Holds a Press Conference to Patiently Explain Why Billionaires Are Allowed to Rape and Sex Traffic Children.
Alexander “Let’s Make A Deal!” Acosta
Once upon a time, Alexander Acosta had a problem. One of freedom.
See, he desperately wanted child-rapist Jeffrey Epstein to be freed and quickly placed right back into society so that Epstein could lure, rape, and sex traffic more children, but just in a slightly more clandestine way. Alexander Acosta, a Republican (SURPRISE!), believed the entire world would be a better place if billionaire pedophiles were freed from the silly laws of us mere mortals and be allowed to prey on the children of the poor in any way they see fit.
Of course, prosecuting Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t an option, as Acosta felt it might possibly upset Epstein.
Reasons like these are why the police referred the case to the FBI when they realized that their investigation was being blatantly undermined by the Palm Beach State Attorney’s Office.
Isn’t that something?
So, Alexander Acosta had a lovely meeting with Epstein’s lawyer, Jay Lefkowitz. They had a wonderful breakfast together. Their most important meal of that day. They both decided…
