Undead Rudy Still Beating a Dead Horse

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So, here we are. It’s that time again for Rudy Giuliani to rise, suddenly to our surprise, and do The Monster Mash.

After his illustrious and well-thought-out press conference at “The Four Seasons… Landscaping Company”, (voted; Pennsylvania’s #1 landscaping attraction that shares a name with an iconic hotel) Rudy Giuliani did not rest on his Laurels!*

*(Stan and Martha Laurel, a local couple captured and abducted by Giuliani for feeding purposes, who have since escaped and are now cooperating with local authorities).

Rudy Giuliani took the vast experience he gained as the best-known mayor of NY that married his own cousin, to act and perform in the way an average citizen of NY would, before being hauled off and locked away in an asylum for the criminally insane. …


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