by Steven W. Rouach
In Your Wake
You space it out
when you space
You stretch it out
when you stretch
You think in poetry
under your hairdo
you’re so unfaceable
Prize outweighs the fun
chewed up by chewing gum
and a hostile city frowned
at the state of fear
cast down to itself in your wake
Your change of plans carries change
your stranger’s mask
seems so strange
You sent your monster in
to kill the populace
are so un-erasable
The prize outweighs the fun
chewed up by chewing gum
a hostile city frowned
at the state of…
The Mandalorian is a brilliant and beloved television show, which unlike most Star Wars things since 1982, doesn’t suck a giant bag of ass. Disney* owns the show. *(Disney’s Motto: “WE OWN ALL THINGS”). One of the cast members was former MMA fighter, and more recently, former actress, former celebrity, and failed Twitter user, Gina Carano.
FUN FACT: If Twitter existed in the 1930s there would be no Disney today. Here’s how.
“Hey, Bob**, guess what! Walt Disney just tweeted a love letter to Hitler, posted a picture of an animator passed out in a puddle of ink from exhaustion…
by Steven W. Rouach
Famed alcohol-taste-tester Matt Gaetz, like so many other Bond villains, is about to plummet right into the volcano he himself created.
Here’s a candid and un-doctored photo of me when I first learned Matt Gaetz is in -what legal experts are calling - SERIOUS TROUBLE.
See how happy I was? Look at the glee emanating off me. It felt like if The Beatles, Chocolate, and Pot all had a baby together and then gave it to me to raise as my own.
Then… I heard the details of the allegations and the fun was…
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I, as a Jewish man, remember hearing about it one day at the Kosher butcher on East 3rd and Avenue U, from Rabbi Lenny Kravitz. Here’s that exchange.
“Did you hear? Chaim launched a Space Laser! Shlomo helped him! Then, they went to Katz’s delicatessen but it’s NOT like it used to be! I thought you should know this! Also, my new album will be released in September followed by a tour! Now, I’m off to have a bagel with a shmear and play some guitar!” — Rabbi Lenny Kravitz.
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For clarity and journalistic accuracy, I want this article to be completely fair and unbiased. — So, Marjorie Taylor Greene happened when, after one too many drinks, Lunacy and Madness had unnatural sex together in an abandoned carnival funhouse and tragedy ensued.
She is a lunatic. A madwoman.
(Question) — Do YOU Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Sane?
1) No, because I’m a sensible person, and also, I know who she is.
2) Yes, she is very sane just like I am whenever I’m not compulsively stabbing everyone I see with a pair of sharp scissors in…
There was a time when Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, had a great opportunity. He had an opportunity to shave off his ridiculous Harry-Reems 1970's porn mustache so he could look slightly less like a douche and/or Dr. Phil wearing a Sonny Bono wig.
Oh, and he also had ANOTHER opportunity.
He could have invested his time, money, and efforts to stop ripping off MyPillow customers with his…
Lauren Boebert — took time away from her busy schedule of procuring PCP, pouring it over Cheerios into a large bowl, and then completely submerging her head into that bowl, to discuss starting her own tour company in consultation with the voices in her head, which, according to various reports, all sound exactly like Gilbert Gottfried.
For clarity, Boebert is the author of the books; “Winning Through Insanity”, the thought-provoking “The Bible Warned You Guys About Me, Specifically!” & her inspiring self-help novel, “I Can’t Believe No One Has Stopped Me Yet”. Boebert is also the subject of Kim Carnes’…
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So, here we are. It’s time again for Rudy Giuliani to rise, suddenly to our surprise, and do The Monster Mash. (*Ed Note: It was a graveyard smash).
After his illustrious and well-thought-out press conference at “The Four Seasons… Landscaping Company”, (voted; Pennsylvania’s #1 landscaping attraction that shares a name with an iconic hotel) Rudy Giuliani did not rest on his Laurels!*
*(Stan and Martha Laurel, a local couple captured and abducted by Giuliani for feeding and sitting purposes, who have since escaped and are now cooperating with local authorities).
Rudy Giuliani took the vast…
Our Evolution Challenge! Can You Spot All the Dinosaurs in This Photo? (Image by Author)
Shockingly, Donald Trump, (best known as the result of when vampires impregnate a can of Silly-String), has claimed, thus far;